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look at this crazy timeline

"garbage can not garbage cannot"
"sorry for getting in the way"
the denny's origin story
"you did blow me on the roof of denny's"
"i won't tell u i still have a boner"
"you're my favorite annoying hero type"
"superman wears hipster glasses too, you know"
"i can't tell if you're asking me for help or you just wanted to show me this dog"
"not sneaking off to be with your secret work boyfriend, you mean?"
"do you think i could still get into calvin klein"
nightmares
"it's because i don't want you to stop bothering me"
peter "part time blanket burrito" parker
"so about that bench pressing thing"
"I'm not dressing as a pokemon"
"so what you're saying is you just want a gun show"
"I can't believe you tell people you Skype strip for me"
"I just don't want to give the lady a heart attack or get whacked on the head with a frying pan."
"what kind of workouts require cement blocks??"

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