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"i won't tell u i still have a boner"


"hey. you'll probably think this is kind of dumb, and i guess it is, but i already did it and i'm giving it to you now, so no take backs. i figure instead of texting you all the time when you're out of town, you could just listen to this instead while you're on the road. you know, 'cause it'll always be something... there to remind you... haha, get it? sorry, sorry, that was shitty. anyway, you're really great, thanks for always putting up with me."
side a:
the fallen = franz ferdinand
dream on = aerosmith
iris = goo goo dolls
more than a feeling = boston
the way you make me feel = michael jackson
kiss = prince
pour some sugar on me = def leppard
hooked on a feeling = blue swede
mr. blue sky = electric light orchestra
have i told you lately = rod stewart
always something there to remind me = naked eyes
stand by me = florence + the machine
side b:
old friends = darren korb
it's natural to be afraid = explosions in the sky
ghost = mystery skulls
to forgive, but not forget = outside
human qualities = explosions in the sky
feel it = stonebank
rattlesnake = rogue
fire riddim = edit
back and forth = haywyre
jump = droeloe
daydream = tycho
counting stars = nujabes
i know it's not easy but you're not alone anymore = in love with a ghost

look at this crazy timeline
"sorry for getting in the way"
the denny's origin story
"you did blow me on the roof of denny's"
"i won't tell u i still have a boner"
"you're my favorite annoying hero type"
"superman wears hipster glasses too, you know"
"i can't tell if you're asking me for help or you just wanted to show me this dog"
"not sneaking off to be with your secret work boyfriend, you mean?"
"do you think i could still get into calvin klein"
nightmares
"it's because i don't want you to stop bothering me"
peter "part time blanket burrito" parker
"so about that bench pressing thing"
"I'm not dressing as a pokemon"
"so what you're saying is you just want a gun show"
"I can't believe you tell people you Skype strip for me"
"I just don't want to give the lady a heart attack or get whacked on the head with a frying pan."
"what kind of workouts require cement blocks??"