WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME

[unversed]

THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME

HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
> PORNPROFIT.

THE DEETS:

ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!

TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!

THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?

FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!

FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.

SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.

SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!

EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.

NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!

TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.

Comments

[drought]

What flavor? Or, more importantly, when?

[pools]

Surprise me.

[she sighs, rolling her eyes.]

What do you mean, "when"? Whenever you drag me to your family farm, obviously. Unless you can make it now. I'd be okay with that too.

[drought]

I could make you ice cream now, but it wouldn't be as good.

[pools]

Exactly.

[drought]

Guess you'll have to wait then.

[pools]

I'd be more than willing to practice patience in exchange for good ice cream.

[drought]

So all this time I just had to bribe you with sweets?

CRYING jori you have discovered the secret

[pools]

[....]

What?

No.

Of course not, god what kind of person do you take me for?

[pools]

Don't answer that.

[drought]

[ He's trying to hide a smile. ]

Didn't I already tell you that you don't have to worry about what I think of you?

[pools]

I didn't say I was worried.

[spoilers: she was.]

[drought]

Because I'd tell you again if you wouldn't call me a dork or something.

[pools]

Dork.

[drought]

And I didn't even get to say it.

[ He's faking being sad. ]

LMAO

[pools]

[oddly enough, that makes her laugh harder than she normally would and she's doubled over, hands clutching her sides.]

[drought]

[ He is bewildered but okay with this development, sticking his hands in his pockets and just seeming bemused with the whole situation. ]

I think that's pretty much the opposite reaction of what I was going for, but alright.

[pools]

[catching her breath aksjdlfasdf. she still can't stifle the occasional giggle.]

Sorry, you looked a little too derpy for me to pity you.

[drought]

So which am I? A dork or derpy?

[pools]

Both.

[drought]

I don't know how I feel about this.

[pools]

You should feel special.

[drought]

Why?

[pools]

Because you're my derpy dork.

[CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE.]

[drought]

[ Oh look at that, the tips of his ears have gone all red. ]

...Okay.

[pools]

[that shouldn't be cute, what the hell. ok she is just going to go and hug him now.]