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WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME
THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME
HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
>
THE DEETS:
ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!
TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!
THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?
FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!
FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.
SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.
SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!
EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.
NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!
TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.
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Is this worth the money?
sobbing
Yes? Look, this isn't even my booth, okay. The guy manning it originally had to take his daughter to the doctors and I just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
shoosh... pap...
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Wait, wait, you can't just-!
[ajklsdflaksdf PUSHING THE MONEY BACK TO HER...]
I'm not even supposed to be here!!!
ALJFLSKDJLAJ;GAJG
I'm a paying customer.
i cant live
Then wait for the guy to come back and pay him!
how do i
You don't want to kiss me.
[ she almost sounds disappointed bro ]
without you thered be no sun in my sky 1/2
[oh god this is so awkward sobbing]
It's just. I don't know the last time sucked for you, didn't it?
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THERE OWULD BE NO LOVE IN MY LIFE...
[ thoughtful pause... ]
You could practice.
thered be no world left for me...
Do you think I actually have a chance of getting better? Jesus, this is so awkward.
baby idk what i would do
[ note that she doesn't say this smugly or teasingly, she is 100% SERIOUS ]
id be lost if i lost you.... i totally thought i replied to this wtf
THAT'S OK I FORGOT ABOUT ALL MY TAGS ON TIHS MEME
[ SHE'S USING YOUR FULL NAME SO SHIT'S SERIOUS ]
Do you want the money or not?
[ ps fuck my icon keywords ]
wtf my icons
... Yes.
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