WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME

THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME
HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
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THE DEETS:
ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!
TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!
THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?
FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!
FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.
SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.
SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!
EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.
NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!
TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.
so cooooooooolll
she pulls her hair up into a messy bun and tries to keep her breathing even, though the temperature and the fact that he's right there doesn't really help. her fingers clench the armrest and she takes a deep breath.]
Fuck speed limits.
feel free to have them arrive if you don't want to do in car tension? wanted to give you the option
Arceus, he'll be glad just to make it through the front door. The next time his so-called sensible half objects to seducing Tia in a restroom he's going to remember this. ]
Gladly.
[ He shifts gears and touches his foot to the pedal and they go from zero to forty in a heartbeat. There's a certain amount of sensibility to his driving because he's not Mr. Tokyo Fucking Drift over here, no powersliding around corners, but hell, they'll be there a few minutes faster and that's all he wants. ]
oh my god sorry this is so late sob
nicehotcar. it'd kill the mood for sure.unfortunately, she doesn't exactly remember how far his place is from where they were, so it's after a moment before she finally speaks up:]
If you crash this car I am going to rip your skin from your flesh and hang you in a tree by your ankle with your entrails.
[yeah. so much for mood preserving.]
lmao hardly, no worries
And I usually try to avoid that anyway. [ Even more so considering the circumstances. ]
But if I crash in the next two miles, I'd probably deserve it.
;w;
[she's torn between feeling relieved and frustrated when he slows down a little - on the one hand, she doesn't feel like they're going to die but on the other hand, she wants to get to his place already and the only thing that's stopping her from just crawling over the seats and sitting in his lap is the fact that he's driving.]
Please tell me we'll be there soon.
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He turns the car off but pauses for a second with his hand on the door handle. Now that the door is ten feet away his heartbeat has sped up again as has his breathing. It's still the one thing on his mind, so this time he says it out loud as he gets out of the car: ]
Next time I suggest leaving, tell me I'm an idiot.
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... Why?
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[ A door which he is moving to. ]
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Looks like you forgot to read the fine print when you decided to pick me up.
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What fine print?
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Ugh, nevermind!
[in any case, she's heading in, looking around as she toes off her shoes. so this is his place. :|a]
i am so sorry for this wall of text, orz
The only way to go is down a hallway to the right - a door on the left is open and leads to his bedroom, the hall splits to the right towards the bathroom and a couple of closets, and continues straight ahead into the kitchen. Past that is another door which seems to be another bedroom, but that is the extent of his place. It's much the same as this first room: simple, clean, and mostly undecorated except for various photographs scattered about. Three in particular hold a place of prominence: a picture of him, his parents, and all his siblings, a picture of him smiling as he holds Hikari on his right shoulder and her twin Ruka on his left, and a picture of him, Tia, and Mag, with all of them looking (for once!) relaxed and easy.
Jori steps in behind her and closes the door as he tosses his keys onto the table. That stumble about the fine print has him slightly off-balance, and the click of the door doesn't exactly help when it feels so final. It's not so much that his intensity is gone as that it has temporarily retreated behind uncertainty. In the car he was afraid he'd have to risk the temptation to just carry her into the bedroom and now that feels much too bold. But what is he supposed to do when every option feels weird? ]
...Do you want anything?
alsjkhdfkas breathes never apologize ok
Yeah. [she turns around and steps close to him, trying to quell the last few tendrils of nervousness in her gut.]
Just you.
;-;
tia is the master of words clearly
she pushes up on her toes, wrapping her arms around his neck to hopefully make it easier for him. being this close to him warms her from the inside out and she almost sighs, eyes slipping shut and trying to reciprocate as best as she can.]
jori's just pleased that he isn't the only derpy one (even if only sometimes)
Eventually, though, he does have to breathe. He pulls back slightly and looks at her. ]
I don't usually see you with your hair up. [ His fingers brush against the side of her neck before returning to her waist. ] It's pretty.
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... Shut up.
[and she kisses him again as if to prove her point.]
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so she pushes against his shoulders a little, trying to back him up against a wall or something for him to lean against. or get her to lean against.]
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Do I get to ask what the plan is, or does that count as talking?
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[oh god. there's a sort of blank look on her face because for all her bravado, she has no idea how these things go or what to do. and it sucks.]
I... [oh fuck it.] I've never done this before.
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He was not expecting that. At all. He never saw through that bravado and just assumed...
Now he feels bad for being so aggressive before. He really shouldn't have let his irritation get the better of him.
Jori takes her hand and squeezes it lightly before letting go. ] I think this'll work. C'mon.
[ And he slips past her, just to take the few steps over to the couch and sit down on it. ]
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This isn't your first time.
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No. Second, but not my first. Is that bad?
[ He seems genuinely worried that the problem is on his side, because he is. Shit, she's going to be mad at him. Maybe she's going to hate him which'll break his heart and then Mag's going to be mad at him even if he's already beating himself up over it- ]
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[she sighs heavily and flops back, sinking a little into the couch.]
It's just that this whole fucking time I always thought you'd be shit at this, and now it's like one more thing you're better at than I am.
[assuming he was good at it, but. she looks over at him and frowns.]
Thanks for not telling me beforehand.
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askdjfals sorry this is late!!
no sweat bb (cozy)
;w; <3333333
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for some reason that tag gave me all the feels ;_____;
;-; (cozy)
hnnnggh this is so late sob
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this is so not late
i was going to make a pregnancy joke, then decided it was in poor taste
lakjsdflajksdflasdf d y i n g
dying, btw, is shakespearean for orgasming. (not even kidding, nothing is safe)
aksjdflasd I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT
this is what happens when it's late. everything is dirty
/face in hands
crying
i cant handle this i cant handle life
i give up on ever knowing what's happening
oh god if this doesnt make sense punt me k
no this makes sense it's just that i am that naive part of jori going (russian)
oh god me too i am just typing these while doped up on nyquil
jori...
this boy klasjdlfas i am legit crying icant
i just cannot handle these two. i love them and cannot handle them
i just want to dive under my bedsheets and weep forever
gpoy
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not late not late
<3
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1/3?
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wow this isn't late at all (you totes don't have to respond to this ok)
except for the part where i love you and these two
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i missed them (tears)
so did i ;;
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i lied 2/2
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sorry for all the edits aksjdlafs
you keep getting them in before i tag so it's all good :)
oh good ;w;
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jori you special boy
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i totally thought i tagged this omg
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if that something is breaking* or snapping into place, fuck
no worries bb :*
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