WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME

THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME
HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
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THE DEETS:
ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!
TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!
THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?
FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!
FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.
SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.
SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!
EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.
NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!
TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.
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Oh.
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[yeah.]
ok done for real
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[ It's a breathy little chuckle as he finally gives her a little more space, removing his hand and ducking his head before looking back up at her. His expression has lost its anger if not its intensity. ]
In that case, are you comfortable? Would you like to move?
[ Would you like to be somewhere other than a public bathroom while you make out? ]
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Why the hell wouldn't I be. Do you want to move?
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[ Better = harder to get carried away. ]
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Like a car. Or a couch. Or a bed.
[ His expression hasn't wavered. ]
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[aksjdlfkasdlf okay she can't help but laugh at that and feel something that's like two parts surprised and one part oddly impressed. surprised because, it's Jori and oddly impressed because she never thought he'd be creative enough to even come up with three locations. let alone ones to have sexual escapades in.]
Are you propositioning me? Is that a thing that's happening right now?
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[ He's dumb, but he's not that dumb. Still, he does have to think about the last part for a bit, because he wasn't really considering it a proposition, even if that's basically what it was. ]
It could go that way, you know.
[ Also I don't know whether to love you or hate you for making me think: does Jori look at porn and if so what kindalkjasd ]
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[she leans in and lazily wraps her arms around his neck, pulling him closer and pressing up against him with her mouth near his ear.]
When you're trying to get into a girl's pants, you buy them dinner first.
[just as keikaku. 8>]
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I wasn't planning anything before you started it.
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[her hands idly thread through the tips of his hair, twirling a lock of hair at his nape around her finger.]
Like right now, maybe?
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Yes, and the more you do that the more I am.
[ It's a veiled warning: do not rev him up and then leave him hanging. ]
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most of the time.she's still hasn't pulled away though, nor has she moved any closer.]
You're coming on pretty fast. Didn't think you had it in you.
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They're also, at the moment, just plans. [ He rests his hands on the edges of the sink as if to emphasize the point. ]
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Douche.
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I meant it didn't have to happen if you actually thought it was too fast. Or were you just playing games again?
OHHHHHHHHHH caught in a bad romaaaaaance
she jumps when he moves in and scoots back a little, feeling a blush creeping up her neck.]
You always fucking complain them, don't you? Ever thought that maybe I can get tired of playing them too?
i wanna do real bad things with you
Tia, I swear I'm not playing. Yes, I am propositioning you: I'm asking you if you want to come to my place and spend the night. Because right now that's something I really want to do.
[ There's a part of him that cannot believe he's saying this, but it's easily drowned out. ]
show me your teeth boy
she grabs his collar and ends up sort of mashing her mouth against his, all teeth and lips and tongue before she pulls away again.]
Yeah. Yes- damn you, just take me home already, fuck.
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and then none of it matters anymore and really the bathroom doesn't seem so bad either because then at least he wouldn't have to wait... His hands tighten on her for a second before he's just setting her back on her feet and heading for the door, holding it open for her. ]
(so, uh. where are they and how far from his place? cause i have no clue)
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ooooh mr. suvarta ooooooh u/////u
on very rare occasions he gets to be cool
so cooooooooolll
feel free to have them arrive if you don't want to do in car tension? wanted to give you the option
oh my god sorry this is so late sob
lmao hardly, no worries
;w;
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i am so sorry for this wall of text, orz
alsjkhdfkas breathes never apologize ok
;-;
tia is the master of words clearly
jori's just pleased that he isn't the only derpy one (even if only sometimes)
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askdjfals sorry this is late!!
no sweat bb (cozy)
;w; <3333333
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for some reason that tag gave me all the feels ;_____;
;-; (cozy)
hnnnggh this is so late sob
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this is so not late
i was going to make a pregnancy joke, then decided it was in poor taste
lakjsdflajksdflasdf d y i n g
dying, btw, is shakespearean for orgasming. (not even kidding, nothing is safe)
aksjdflasd I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT
this is what happens when it's late. everything is dirty
/face in hands
crying
i cant handle this i cant handle life
i give up on ever knowing what's happening
oh god if this doesnt make sense punt me k
no this makes sense it's just that i am that naive part of jori going (russian)
oh god me too i am just typing these while doped up on nyquil
jori...
this boy klasjdlfas i am legit crying icant
i just cannot handle these two. i love them and cannot handle them
i just want to dive under my bedsheets and weep forever
gpoy
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not late not late
<3
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1/3?
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wow this isn't late at all (you totes don't have to respond to this ok)
except for the part where i love you and these two
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i missed them (tears)
so did i ;;
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i lied 2/2
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sorry for all the edits aksjdlafs
you keep getting them in before i tag so it's all good :)
oh good ;w;
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jori you special boy
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i totally thought i tagged this omg
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