WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME

[unversed]

THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME

HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
> PORNPROFIT.

THE DEETS:

ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!

TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!

THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?

FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!

FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.

SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.

SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!

EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.

NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!

TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.

Comments

i cant handle this thread

[pools]

[holy shit.

holy shit.

she really needs to stop baiting him, because honestly, she should know that he will never back down ever when it comes to these kinds of situations. it still takes her by surprise, hands clutching his shoulders with a squeak when he picks her up. she goes still when he kisses her - and okay, yeah, he has a point with the whole warning thing.

that doesn't mean she's going to concede right away, though. she kisses him back, hands moving up over his shoulders and looping around his neck.]

i don't even know what's happening anymore

[drought]

[ She has her own point, because as much as he likes kissing her (and he wasn't lying, he does enjoy this), it's definitely a thrill when she responds. So probably he should've ignored the confusion and gone with it the first time, but what the hell.

After a moment he has to break the kiss, but he doesn't pull back very far, their noses almost touching. His voice is low and still somewhat dangerous because there is only one right answer to this, he swears to God- ]

Is it working now?

sobbing

[pools]

[she actually nearly whines when he pulls away and his question doesn't really register in her brain at first. she looks a little dazed and it isn't until a moment later that she realizes that he was saying something. she blinks once, twice, three times:]

... Wait, what?

[drought]

[ He smirks. They are through the looking glass; this is bizarro world. ]

I'll take that as a yes.

[ He still hasn't pulled away, nor has his hand moved from her neck. ]

[pools]

[if she notices, she doesn't comment. she tilts her head, insistent frown still in place.]

No, tell me. What did you mean?

[drought]

You complained about it not working before. I wanted to make sure it was now.

[pools]

[hold on give her a moment.

... oh.]

Oh.

[pools]

... Oh.

[yeah.]

ok done for real

[pools]

I wasn't complaining.

[drought]

Then? Or now?

[pools]

Both.

[drought]

Heh.

[ It's a breathy little chuckle as he finally gives her a little more space, removing his hand and ducking his head before looking back up at her. His expression has lost its anger if not its intensity. ]

In that case, are you comfortable? Would you like to move?

[ Would you like to be somewhere other than a public bathroom while you make out? ]

[pools]

[that chuckle sends something warm and tingly down her spine and she looks away and down at her lap.]

Why the hell wouldn't I be. Do you want to move?

[drought]

I can think of a few other places, but this might be better.

[ Better = harder to get carried away. ]

[pools]

A few other places, huh?

[drought]

Somewhere you wouldn't have to be on a sink, is all.

Like a car. Or a couch. Or a bed.

[ His expression hasn't wavered. ]

[pools]

A car. Seriously?

[aksjdlfkasdlf okay she can't help but laugh at that and feel something that's like two parts surprised and one part oddly impressed. surprised because, it's Jori and oddly impressed because she never thought he'd be creative enough to even come up with three locations. let alone ones to have sexual escapades in.]

Are you propositioning me? Is that a thing that's happening right now?

[drought]

You chose a small public space, so I figured I should give you one as an option.

[ He's dumb, but he's not that dumb. Still, he does have to think about the last part for a bit, because he wasn't really considering it a proposition, even if that's basically what it was. ]

It could go that way, you know.

[ Also I don't know whether to love you or hate you for making me think: does Jori look at porn and if so what kindalkjasd ]

[pools]

I'll let you in on a little secret, Jori.

[she leans in and lazily wraps her arms around his neck, pulling him closer and pressing up against him with her mouth near his ear.]

When you're trying to get into a girl's pants, you buy them dinner first.

[just as keikaku. 8>]

[drought]

[ It's funny how his mouth goes dry when her breath first whispers against his ear. It takes him a beat to separate what the words mean from what they feel like. ]

I wasn't planning anything before you started it.

[pools]

Does that mean you were planing something after the fact?

[her hands idly thread through the tips of his hair, twirling a lock of hair at his nape around her finger.]

Like right now, maybe?

[drought]

[ His skin tingles, but he makes himself focus on her. ]

Yes, and the more you do that the more I am.

[ It's a veiled warning: do not rev him up and then leave him hanging. ]

[pools]

[hey it's not like she does that on purpose. most of the time.

she's still hasn't pulled away though, nor has she moved any closer.]

You're coming on pretty fast. Didn't think you had it in you.

[drought]

You should know better than that by now.

They're also, at the moment, just plans. [ He rests his hands on the edges of the sink as if to emphasize the point. ]

[pools]

[WOW what a tease. at that, she scoffs and pulls away completely.]

Douche.