WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIES CLOSE TO ME

[unversed]

THE CATCHALL ROMANCE MEME

HOW WE ROLL:
> Post with your character, put name/fandom/etc in the subject line.
> Someone tags you with one of the scenarios listed below.
> "AND THEN THEY PORKED."
> PORNPROFIT.

THE DEETS:

ONE ➔ CONFESSION: You've been admiring this person from afar, or you've been friends with them for a while. Either way, you've finally worked up the courage to admit how you feel!

TWO ➔ LOVE NOTES: Send your crush personalized little love notes for them to find! Flick them at your crush, or hide them in their shoes! Draw pictures of you two kissing! Heck, even an old fashioned YES/NO checkbox note will do. But you've gotta get their attention with your written prowess! Get creative! Maybe they'll come up to you and you'll find true love!

THREE ➔ KISSING BOOTH: You're working a kissing booth, for whatever reason. Charity, for your school, or just because you got conned into it. But will something special bloom from a chance encounter with a booth guest? Or will you just be embarrassed for life, and punch your friends for getting you into this later?

FOUR ➔ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: You've been completely dazzled by this specific person! Your heart races, you have a cold sweat... whoa wtf is happening. You simply must get to know them! Maybe it was meant to be!

FIVE ➔ TSUNDERE STYLE: Sure, you like them, but you can't show that by being cute or cooking them lunch, hell no. You have to punch their shoulder and tug on their hair, obviously. W-what? They're complimenting you? Try not to blush too hard, or shove them too much.

SIX ➔ CAPULET & MONTAGUE STYLE: You're both already taken, or you simply can't be together for some reason! Your families hate each other, your friends hate each other, or you only see each other once a year! But you don't care, you have tonight, and romance is in the air. Maybe you can break away from what can't be, just for one night of fun and love.

SEVEN ➔ NEVER SAY NEVERO: You're super intent on making this person yours! You're willing to go to the extreme to garner their affections! How can they say no to extreme outbursts of love and other hard-to-ignore signs of affection? Though, it might be easier to just ask... but that's not big enough for your love!

EIGHT ➔ TLC: You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing.

NINE ➔ SMOOTH OPERATOR: Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne... it's time to woo your sweetheart!

TEN ➔ GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY: There's something about messing around in a public place, where anyone can walk in on you anytime. Try to keep quiet, the woman over in the bathroom stall next to you might hear you and your partner heating up and fooling around.

Comments

Jori | original | open

[drought]

im horrible what else is new

[pools]

[suddenly over cake in a quaint little cafe:]

Jori let's have sex.

I MEAN

[pools]

[okay it's hard when you're trying to figure out how to seduce a blockhead and all you can come up with is manhandling him into the nearest bathroom stall and going down to town. like chinatown.

it's hard and no one understands.]

oh my god i am dying

[drought]

[ Nobody understands, least of all Jori, whose reaction had consisted of a muffled "mmmpphhh?" that had quickly cut off once he remembered where they were.

His hands are on her waist, mostly out of reflex. It's not like he objects - he just has a lot of questions and his mouth is otherwise occupied! ]

(should i assume this comes after confession or is this a macking out of nowhere)

i dont deserve to live

[pools]

[and she's determined to not let him ask those questions! because she wouldn't even know how to answer any of them and because it'd also be hella awkward.

which is what it's sort of barreling towards right now. she pulls away a little bit.]

... This isn't working.

no this is amazing everything is amazing

[drought]

[ He just gapes at her for a minute. Really? He doesn't even know where to start! ]

...You haven't been drinking tequila again, have you?



(note for future me rereading this thread and not remembering: this is a reference to the tfln meme)
(yes i am this dumb)

you are so beautiful to meeeeeeeeeee

[pools]

[YOU WERE ABOUT AS RESPONSIVE AS A JELLY FISH OKAY.]

No? Unless you spiked my coffee when I went to get the mail earlier.

we'll see if that lasts lmao

[drought]

[ You have to give a man some warning, you know! Total surprise does not make for good kissing! ]

I didn't spike your coffee. I was just trying to figure out-

[ And that sound would be the door to the hallway opening, to which Jori reacts instantly. His hands tighten on her waist and he lifts her easily, pinning her against the wall with his body to free a hand so he can press a finger to her lips and quell any objection. ]

always and forever

[pools]

[she was about to retort but ends up flailing a little instead when he pins her against the wall. it's really not fair how easy it is for him to restrain her sometimes.

in any case, she's listening too and once a few moments pass without anything happening, she's biting his finger. not hard enough to really hurt that badly, but enough to get him to pull it back.]

;;

[drought]

[ He hisses quietly, just a sharp intake of breath between his teeth in surprise. But he does remove the hand. ]

What's that for?

;~;

[pools]

Put me down.

[B(]

[drought]

[ He puts her down, not being too gentle about it. ]

I didn't want them to see two pairs of feet in here.

[pools]

[wow RUDE!!!!]

There are at least three more stalls in this bathroom, who would even bother looking. Stop being so fucking paranoid.

[drought]

[ She bit him! ]

Sorry, but I don't know what we're doing here in the first place!

[pools]

[it was a love bite gosh!!]

... You don't know?

[drought]

[ ...Why does he suddenly feel like he's standing in the middle of an unmarked field of landmines? ]

Well, the kissing, I get that, but I don't know why you decided now or here, of all places.

1/2

[pools]

[because he is. B|

she gives him A Look for a very


long







moment.]

[pools]

[and then she just. sighs and turns around. she unlocks the door to the stall, heading over to the sink to wash her hands as the tap turns on automatically.]

[drought]

[ He sighs himself, leaning his forehead against the cool wall of the stall. He honestly doesn't understand, so why should he be feeling like the bad guy? It's frustrating. He steps out of the stall but stays behind and slightly to her side, looking at her in the mirror. ]

Could you just tell me something for once?

[ So it doesn't always feel like he's drowning? ]

[pools]

There's nothing to tell you.

[now she's just being difficult and she knows it. but really, what can she say? "oh I just suddenly had the urge to make out with you and potentially do other very inappropriate and probably terrifying things to you"? yeah. no.

the tap turns off and she grabs a towel, drying off her hands.]

Just pretend it didn't happen, okay? Jesus.

[drought]

[ She IS being difficult, and his frustration flares into anger. Isn't this exactly what he just asked her NOT to do? ]

Like hell I will. Because this is bullshit and you know it. You can't keep jerking me around and then expect me to know what's going on inside your head.

[ He's taken a couple of steps towards her before realizing it and halting. Now he's got his teeth sunk into it and he's not going to let go easily, because he's angry and vaguely hurt in a way that doesn't make sense. It isn't fair is the best explanation that he can come up with, and once he thinks that the whole thing just feels worse, unwinnable, untenable. ]

Sooner or later you're gonna have to choose one, because I'm getting really sick of it.

[pools]

[it still bothers her how she always gets a little nervous whenever he does get angry; especially now, when she has to resist the urge to instinctively back up against the sink.]

What the hell is your problem? I'm not expecting you to know what I'm thinking - I don't give a fuck about what you think of me.

[but that's not entirely true, because she does. which is stupid because she keeps digging the hole (haha) deeper and deeper and she can't get out of it.]

That's why I'm telling you to disregard it. Holy fuck, you don't have to make such a huge problem out of it. Here, I'll even take the blame - I'm sorry for molesting you, okay? Happy?

1/2

[drought]

No, I'm not happy. Maybe I want you to molest me but just give me five seconds of warning!

[drought]

[ ...Wait. ]




[ Shit. ]

DYING DYINGDYISDFKLGJSDFGHAHAHASKF 1/3

[pools]